Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada
(Source: chekhov)
all these masochists on my dash talking about being choked out during sex
i’ve never tried it but i think i like oxygen too much to be down with that
that’s what they all say
until they’re being choked and can’t speak
OH MY GOD BWAHAHAHA
Im so sick of constantly being afraid of things falling apart. I think my dad wants us to break up, but I know I couldn’t live without Collin. The accident wasn’t his fault and nobody was hurt. I’d love to cut right now, but of course I can’t. I’ve come so far, yet I want to turn back so fucking badly. Maybe I’ll never get over it. I don’t know what to do with myself.
People have been blowing up my phone to get fucked up with them.
May I pleeease be excused to break edge just once?
Ha. No.
But seriously. Monday is my last day of high school ever. I have all weekend to get fucked up.
And here I am. At home. Alone. Sober. Doing chores.
I used to be so fucking interesting.
