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theawkwardgamer:

Amales imagines the protagonists of Mass Effect as ferrets, thus creating Mass Ferret. Video games and ferrets, need I say more?

i dont understand this at all but its cute as fuck

This is fucking amazing in every way.

First world problem.

There is no AC in my house. Period. None. I am hot and sweaty and I’ve had to move my laptop to my sewing and papercraft desk just so it doesn’t overheat when I play Minecraft. I have no fan. Oh my god I am dying.

  • Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
  • Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
  • Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
  • Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
  • Paul: I just coughed and farted at the same time.
  • Me: Well, then.
  • Paul: It was awesome.
  • Me: Gross.
  • Paul: And you people say men can't multitask.
We're like a geeky old married couple...
  • Me: tell me all the dirty things you wanna do to me.
  • Him: I wanna throw you on the couch... And watch Lord of the Rings with you.
  • Me: I don't want to call him. I hate phones.
  • Nate: so steal the family car and go to his house and just walk in naked yelling 'TAKE ME NOW YOU WILD ANIMAL'
  • Me: I don't have a license, though.
  • Nate: I love how that's the only problem you have with this plan.
  • Me: I'm now trying to imagine his mother's face upon my naked entry.
  • Nate: She'd bite her lip and be like, "Dat ass."
  • Me:
  • Nate: Then she'd spank you, grab a handful, and send you to Collin's room.
  • Me:
  • Nate: And scream "Fuck 'er extra hard for me, Champ!"
  • Me:
  • Nate:
  • Me:
  • Nate: I should stop. I should have stopped two posts ago.
Anonymous asked:
You know you look sexy in your too small underwear :P Especially those grey and pink ones.... Hahaha, that's right, wear them with those heels.

QUIT IT EMILY.