Amales imagines the protagonists of Mass Effect as ferrets, thus creating Mass Ferret. Video games and ferrets, need I say more?
i dont understand this at all but its cute as fuck
This is fucking amazing in every way.
There is no AC in my house. Period. None. I am hot and sweaty and I’ve had to move my laptop to my sewing and papercraft desk just so it doesn’t overheat when I play Minecraft. I have no fan. Oh my god I am dying.
- Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
- Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
- Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
- Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
- Paul: I just coughed and farted at the same time.
- Me: Well, then.
- Paul: It was awesome.
- Me: Gross.
- Paul: And you people say men can't multitask.
- Me: tell me all the dirty things you wanna do to me.
- Him: I wanna throw you on the couch... And watch Lord of the Rings with you.
- Me: I don't want to call him. I hate phones.
- Nate: so steal the family car and go to his house and just walk in naked yelling 'TAKE ME NOW YOU WILD ANIMAL'
- Me: I don't have a license, though.
- Nate: I love how that's the only problem you have with this plan.
- Me: I'm now trying to imagine his mother's face upon my naked entry.
- Nate: She'd bite her lip and be like, "Dat ass."
- Nate: Then she'd spank you, grab a handful, and send you to Collin's room.
- Nate: And scream "Fuck 'er extra hard for me, Champ!"
- Nate: I should stop. I should have stopped two posts ago.
You know you look sexy in your too small underwear :P Especially those grey and pink ones.... Hahaha, that's right, wear them with those heels.
QUIT IT EMILY.